"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

❝ You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you. ❞

— Stephen King, “Joyland” (via perfect)

The best thing about French:
Person:  "Ça va?"
Other person:  "Ça va. Ça va?"
Person:  "Ça va."


Kit on his first hearbreak (X)

It was your own fault, man…